"Ladies and Gentlemen of this Supposed Jury"

Why is Wikipedia my favorite encyclopedia? Not only is it a fascinating experiment in worldwide volunteer collaboration, but it also must be the only one with an elaborate entry for the famed South Park Chewbacca Defence. Here's an audio link for those still in the dark. "If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests." Genius.

(Note: the Defence is not to be confused with the also-defined "Chewbacca Gambit")