Onion 2056

Some headlines we can look forward to in 2056:

"Vatican Condemns 'Radical' Teachings Of The Newly Resurrected Christ"

"Long-Lost Stanley Cup Unearthed In Mississippi Wheat Field"

"Fat Britney Chosen For New Holostamps"

"Refugees Row Cuba To Miami"

"Grave Robbers Pry Valuable Rifle From Charlton Heston's Cold, Dead Hands"

and, my favourite,

"Final Installment Of Frogger Trilogy Poised To Sweep Oscars"
(George Costanza would be thrilled!)

That's according to The Onion, of course, which appears to have been accumulating this material for awhile. What are your favourites?